Coming from Manu Tenere, bearing Laetitia's mark, and looking casually scrawled.
My dearest Contradiction in Terms:
Can you think of a particular reason why, among all the many vials containing waters of such different and often violent character which reside upon my mantle, it should be the one from your collective cellars which has, it seems, taken it upon itself to return homewards?
Granted it has not achieved much towards its goal, having succeeded so far only in dropping to the rug below and rolling some short distance, but nonetheless I worry for its emotional wellbeing and thought it worthwhile to inform you.
Sincerest regards,
Troublesome Flibbertigibbet
